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A Raconteur

Welcome to my blog! This is just where I put random things I find while exploring tumblr, and from time to time I'll post something about my thoughts.

Feel free to send me an ask! I am a shy person so it is hard for me to make the first move, but I really do love to meet new people.

I also have a separate Steam Powered Giraffe blog, which can be found here:

http://steampoweredraconteur.tumblr.com/
Apr 21 '14

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Apr 21 '14
thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

Apr 21 '14

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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(Source: dadvevo)

Apr 21 '14

(Source: fauxhawks)

Apr 21 '14

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

Apr 20 '14

carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

paranoidqueenofarendelle:

asssbuttofthelord:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

im sorry but if this scene didnt have at least 3000 people in it then idk what did

I do believe they meant 3000 individually animated and rendered people.

#atlantis has a bigger age gap

Apr 20 '14

crowley-in-the-box:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

tennantstype40:

laurenlikesthings:

right but is there some sort of doctor who fandom rule that we never speak of this

image

because i have honestly never seen anyone on tumblr ever acknowledge that it happened

 #we don’t #it didn’t happen

#no you don’t understand #it literally didn’t happen #that entire year #never happened

The year that never was.

Apr 20 '14

engsarak:

Wishing you all a Happy Easter

"There will be springtime! On every continent! And I’m bringing hope with me!” - Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians)

Apr 20 '14

noxidanamchara:

that’ll attract me for damn sure

(Source: thepenavegas)

Apr 20 '14
  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.